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Fail Chart #1 DIY

Where Flat-Pack Assembly Time Really Goes

Pie chart comic titled Assembling Flat-Pack Furniture, showing that only 15 percent of the time is spent actually building.

Four hours, one bookshelf, seven mystery screws.

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Assembling Flat-Pack Furniture: where the 4 hours actually go.
35%: Building it backwards (twice)
25%: Staring at the extra screws
20%: Hunting for the tiny wrench
15%: Actually building
5%: Reading the instructions
Source: my entire Saturday

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