Red Wire or Black Wire?
Some questions get a phone call. This one gets a visit.
Transcript
Text thread with Dad
- Me: "quick question, replacing a light switch. red wire or black wire first?"
- Dad: "Did you turn off the breaker?"
- Me: "the what"
- Dad: "Put the screwdriver down."
- Dad: "I'm on my way."
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