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Fail Text #2 Work

My Car Broke Down

Text-message comic: an employee tells his manager his car broke down, but the manager can see the car, and him, from the office.

Never fake car trouble to a boss with a window.

Transcript

Text thread with Greg (Manager)

Me: "hey Greg, my car broke down, can't make it in today"
Read 8:02 AM
Greg: "Your car is in the parking lot."
Me: "my other car"
Greg: "I can see you from my office."
Me: "my other other car"

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Fail Strip #2 Work

Reply All

Three-panel stick-figure comic: a man tells Dave a meeting was pointless, hits send, then sees the reply went to all 2,431 staff.

Always check the To line.

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You're on Mute

Single-panel cartoon of a video call where Mike makes an impassioned case for a raise while his tile clearly shows he is muted.

Two minutes of pure persuasion. Zero sound.

Fail Chart #2 Work

Where the One-Hour Meeting Really Goes

Pie chart comic titled The One-Hour Meeting, showing just 5 percent of the hour is spent making a decision.

The decision was to have another meeting.

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That Meeting Could Have Been an Email

Text-message comic where someone complains about their boss Linda in a text that goes to Linda herself.

Always check who you're texting.

Fail Strip #5 Shopping

Just Running In for Milk

Three-panel stick-figure comic: a man goes into a store for milk, fills a cart with boxes and a lamp, and gets home without the milk.

Nobody has ever just run in for milk.

Fail Chart #4 Driving

Where Parallel Parking Time Really Goes

Pie chart comic titled Parallel Parking, showing only 5 percent of the 9 minutes is spent actually parking.

Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.

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