You're on Mute

Two minutes of pure persuasion. Zero sound.

Transcript

A laptop shows a video call with four people. Mike's tile is highlighted, with a red MUTED badge and a crossed-out microphone. The others look bored.
Mike: "...and THAT is why I deserve a raise."
Caption: "Best pitch of his career."

Never fake car trouble to a boss with a window.

Always check the To line.

The decision was to have another meeting.

Always check who you're texting.

Nobody has ever just run in for milk.

Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.