Day One with the New GPS

It said to turn right. It did not say where.

Transcript

A car has driven off the road and nose-first into a lake. Two ducks paddle nearby, watching.
GPS: "Recalculating..."
Caption: "Day one with the new GPS."

Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.

The cheapest car repair there is.

Who needs a GPS?

Running late takes commitment.

Nobody has ever just run in for milk.

Never fake car trouble to a boss with a window.