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Fail Chart #4 Driving

Where Parallel Parking Time Really Goes

Pie chart comic titled Parallel Parking, showing only 5 percent of the 9 minutes is spent actually parking.

Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.

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Parallel Parking: where the 9 minutes actually go.
35%: Back and forth, back and forth
25%: Checking who's watching
20%: Acting like I wasn't parking
15%: Giving up, finding a lot
5%: Actually parking
Source: Main Street, Saturday

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