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Fail Chart #3 Shopping

Self-Checkout, Explained

Pie chart comic titled Self-Checkout, Explained, showing only 10 percent of the time is spent actually scanning items.

Ten percent scanning. Ninety percent waiting for help.

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Chart

Self-Checkout, Explained: where the 12 minutes actually go.
40%: "Unexpected item in bagging area"
20%: Waiting for the one employee
15%: Hunting for the produce code
15%: Bagging, rebagging
10%: Actually scanning
Source: lane 4, every time

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