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Fail Text #3 Shopping

If They Have Eggs, Get Six

Text-message comic: asked to grab milk and get six if they have eggs, he comes home with six gallons of milk and no eggs.

He followed the instructions exactly.

Transcript

Text thread with Jen

Jen: "Can you grab a gallon of milk? If they have eggs, get six."
Me: "on it"
Me: "got 6 gallons of milk"
Jen: "WHY"
Me: "they had eggs"
Jen: "Did you at least get eggs?"
Me: "why would I get eggs"

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Fail Strip #5 Shopping

Just Running In for Milk

Three-panel stick-figure comic: a man goes into a store for milk, fills a cart with boxes and a lamp, and gets home without the milk.

Nobody has ever just run in for milk.

Fail Chart #3 Shopping

Self-Checkout, Explained

Pie chart comic titled Self-Checkout, Explained, showing only 10 percent of the time is spent actually scanning items.

Ten percent scanning. Ninety percent waiting for help.

Fail Panel #3 Shopping

Unexpected Item in Bagging Area

Single-panel cartoon of an exhausted shopper sitting in the bagging area of a self-checkout machine that says Unexpected item in bagging area.

At some point, you become the unexpected item.

Fail Strip #1 Shopping

One Trip, Zero Eggs

Three-panel stick-figure comic: a man refuses to make two trips with his groceries, struggles with every bag at once, and ends up with a torn bag and broken eggs.

Making two trips was never an option.

Fail Text #2 Work

My Car Broke Down

Text-message comic: an employee tells his manager his car broke down, but the manager can see the car, and him, from the office.

Never fake car trouble to a boss with a window.

Fail Chart #4 Driving

Where Parallel Parking Time Really Goes

Pie chart comic titled Parallel Parking, showing only 5 percent of the 9 minutes is spent actually parking.

Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.

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